Captain Qwark: [Skrunch grunts] I thought we agreed to put that forest business behind us.
Captain Qwark: [Skrunch grunts] It was mating season, how was I supposed to know she was your sister, errr… how long have you two been standing there?
Clank: Too long.
Ratchet and Clank 3 Up Your Arsenal (via hellyeahratchetandclank)
These are the real-life adventures of Captain Qwark, the greatest superhero the galaxy has ever known… Meticulously reconstructed by our crack research team with the aid of eyewitness accounts, bathroom gossip, wild speculation, and a magic eight-ball.
Vid-Comic Announcer, Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal (via toolsofdestruction)
Cutscenes from Up Your Arsenal.
They totally remind me of Merc and Green.
I can’t believe I just replayed Ratchet & Clank in one sitting just so I could get the employee discount in Up Your Arsenal.
- Janice: Oh Lance, it's time you knew the truth. The baby isn't yours!
- Lance: What? Who? Who is the father?
- Janice: Oh, your evil twin brother, Engelbert!
- Lance: But Janice... I AM Engelbert!